जोक्स- फेरों के वक्त दूल्हे ने कहा कि थोड़ा पास होकर बैठो एक और बैठ सकती है, फिर जो जबाव मिला…

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दिनभर की थकान के बाद अगर किसी व्यक्ति को मनोरंजन का कोई पात्र मिल जाये तो थकान ही खत्म हो जाती है. वैसे तो ऑफिस के बाद लोग खुली हवा में टहलना, परिवार के साथ गप्पे मारना ज्यादा पसंद करते हैं और ज्यादा मौज लेने के लिए टीवी खोलकर बैठ जाते हैं लेकिन इस बीच अगर आपको कोई चुटकुले या फिर जोक्स सुनने को मिल जाये तो आपका हंसी से लोट-पोट होना तय है. जी हां…आज हम आपके लिए ऐसे जोक्स लेकर आये हैं जिन्हें पढ़े बिना आप रहे नहीं पायेंगे.

पप्पू- कैसा है भाई?

डब्बू- ठीक हूं, तू बता भाई?

पप्पू- और पढ़ाई-लिखाई कैसी चल रही है?

डब्बू- देख दोस्त है दोस्त बनकर रहे, रिश्तेदारों वाली घटिया हरकतें ना कर.

एक स्कूटर पर PRESS लिखा था

व्यक्ति(स्कूटर वाले से)- भाई किस अखबार में काम करते हो

स्कूटर वाला- साहब धोबी हूं, सोसाइटी में कपड़े प्रेस करता हूं.

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